i dont have any money that hasnt already been designated for cigarettes and birth control
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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