new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
if i see another status about New Moon, i'm gonna punch a baby
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Reason #57 I am going to fail the bar... it's Tuesday and i'm drunk at Toy Story 3.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I just taped a plastic bag to my ceiling for the next time I have to throw up on the top bunk. Why am I so good at college?
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
Our lives are a motherfucking joke
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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