sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Okay now that I've been wanting to eat these hot cheetos in the bathroom, I know it's time I need to stop smoking and go to sleep.
Have the decency to NOT HANG YOU'RE USED CONDOM ON THE FOOSEBALL HANDLES! Dickhead.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
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