She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
every time i get drunk at her place i end up leaving with nothing but an empty box of toaster strudels..
He's playing farmville on his phone while puking over the toilet..
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
he told me while inside me and mid thrust that he's dreamed of that moment since high school... awkward
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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