brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
He ran out to tell us that somebody flooded the bathroom, then went back in there fell on his ass and asked why the floor was wet
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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