Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I'm at a job interview and I smoked a little before I came. I thought it would make me less nervous. Boy was I wrong.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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