you win again, gameday.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
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