Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Fair enough. I'm gonna finish off half a bottle of Brunettes in the shower anf relive the good ol' days. We need a reunion
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
I wish there were birth control emojis
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
What do you bring to an "I'm getting divorced party?"
.......Shattered dreams and tequila?
Randomize
