I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
You were too busy being proud of your penis shaped pancakes to notice...
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
I just beer bonged. Soco and spite please get on my levvl my hair is in buns
Heb just said, and I quote, "let's go to Who's On Third and fuck a fishbowl with our mouths. I am going to fuck this van." and then he humped a van.
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
Girls - I think I have a problem with stealing random shit when I'm drunk.
Randomize
