im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
The worse part is i sent a text at like three that said i was getting head... Now i have no idea who's mouth has been on my dick
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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