I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
