omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
you shoved the noah's ark of animal crakers in your mouth saturday.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
It's not a good night until someone eats a bagel covered in face mask thinking it's cream cheese
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
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