I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
After the second day the hotel realized I wasn't responsible enough to have a comforter, so they took it for the rest of the trip.
I'm like a savant for remembering names I learned while I was drunk. Seriously, I'm three for three. I'm on a roll.
Screw disneyland. This military base is the happiest place on earth. Even unnatractive dudes are completely fuckable in those uniforms, im never leaving
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
OK. i'm going to add "riddle me this, brodawg" to the list of things i'm never gonna say to my boss again while i'm high.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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