I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
Okay I'm officially a Texan now, I banged a dude with cowboy boots
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
The air I exhale reeks of whiskey and bad decisions
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
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