girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
Hypothetically, how much legal trouble do you think i will be in for stealing someone's dog?
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
He puked over my shoulder into the toilet. The guy in the next stall sounded totally appalled.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
Definitely just threw up in a mcds cup going through Wendy's drive thru. I'm way to hungover to go to work today
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I stole the butter cup cuz i brought home my rolls and chicken and didnt want the butter everywhere. I miss your body because its amazing.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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