This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
Should I be curious about Jeffrey randomly sending me a picture of him holding a crab, or just move on with my life?
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
why are our drunk alter egos so much more successful than us?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
The married guy I've been fucking broke it off because I'm not a trump supporter and don't share his "traditional values".
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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