if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
just got my goo swallowed for the first time. colors seem so much more vivid now, and more rainbows are outside
I'm sorry, but you without makeup is like christmas without presents.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
Fell into a man hole last night. I've been bleeding since 11pm. Got kicked out of the bar for being bloody.
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
I have a gash on my leg an a lobster leg in my purse.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
Randomize
