I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
You told her dad that you were gonna "superman that ho" I love the first impressions you make
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Turns out he has a 6pack too. Alright adorable snapchatting manwhore dude, you win.
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
Randomize
