My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
somehow we got the entire party to start singing "ill make a man out of you" from mulan. needless to say, that kid had the best keg stand i'd ever seen.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
Lindsey Lohan and I have slept with the same amount of people. The only thing she's now beating me on is rehab trips and teen choice awards, so really I'm the winner.
Showed up to the airport to find my fuck buddy is on the same flight. Do you think he'd be intertested in the mile high club?
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