Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
So for his birthday I'm planning on doing what stripper did when she put the matches on her nipples..lights them n makes him blow them out..SEE I AM dating material.
he was in the bathroom singing "will it floooaaat?? will it floooaaat?!" turns out that's a deal breaker for me.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
There is a slip-n-slide in the hallway and a girl just did it topless cuz I told her it was my birthday. Where are you?
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
We were talking when all of a sudden she reach and started squeezing my dick and goes "nice." and then just kept the conversation going like nothing happened.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Is there a lightning bolt coming out of your boner right now?!
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
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