shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Thanks for the viagra you gave me last night. I ended up getting called in to work to cover a shift. So I had to tell Kayla that I couldn't hang out and I had to try and hide my dick all night while walking serving people food all night.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Also, I saved your name as Everclear last night. No idea why I did that.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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