Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
Try denying you're gay when "I'm Not A Girl, But Not Yet A Woman" comes on Shuffle.
I am waking up at 7am to go to church with him and his family... I better get eaten out tonight.
I'm cooking a can of baked beans on the baseboard heater. It is too early in the semester to be this poor.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
cracked out the beer snorkel again. that thing has a five for five record of getting me naked.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I've just had two stress filled days in a row , I'm just going to shower and await your penis
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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