booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
I had to cum in my sink.
He said it was the classiest hand job he ever had because my nails were painted red. We need to go to nicer bars from now on.
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