I'm trying this new thing, it's called standards
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
Forced to cancel my booty call due to the snowpocalypse. This crosses the line.
We christened the whole apartment and fucked on the balcony. It was amazing. I'm 100% sure downtown heard me climax. Now we can unpack.
I wrote myself a letter, like I think drunk me wants to be pen pals or something
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
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