never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I'm supposed to be at work in 10 min, I just woke up and am 45 min away...tinder for the win
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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