Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I woke up this morning to the buzzer on my oven going off... I cooked fish sticks at 425 degrees for 5 hours last night. my house smells awesome
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
50 year old business women like dick too. Come on she said you looked like Ricky Martin.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm in the line at Chipotle thinking: "What combo will best prepare my body for the open bar I'm going to subject it to tonight?"
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
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