Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Jesus was obviously not given an itemized list of your sins before he died for them
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
woke up on the kitchen floor in the recovery position. at least drunk me remembered sober me's emt training
I have a beer in one hand and a slim fast in another. It's another one of those wednesday nights.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
She just kept saying "bless your heart" to him while he cried because he came so fast. I think a Texas woman was just what he needed
Is everyone touching their nose at me a sign that I should stop snorting vicodin off my phone in the bathroom at school?
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
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