Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Just peed in a urinal with another girl. It's that kind of night.
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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