Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
you kept telling everyone how your ninja turtle shell also functioned as a backpack
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
He screamed, "Let there be light!" when he came
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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