windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
i came out of my blackout when my grandma called last night. it kinda sobered me up and i realized who i had been making out with. should i call and thank her for the defensive cockblock?
I asked him how he was going to celebrate tomorrow and he said "tits, clits, and bong hits"
He wore homemade jorts on our first date. I'm not sure if I should leave now or embrace the white trash lust and marry him
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Dude between pissing everywhere and all of those frogs, that bathroom got wrecked.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
Told her my spirit animal was the spread eagle. Now that's my name in her phone.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
It took 5 bourbons for him to handcuff and spank me and then he cried after sex. The men that like me are so unstable.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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