When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Just saw a dude take a shot in the parking lot in his car. Too early in the semester for that
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
First of all she starred talking about God which immediately killed my buzz
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
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