She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
I was asked to be part of a mmf threesome. I think I'd rather stay home, watching Orange is the New Black and cuddle with my cat though
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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