But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
I thought it was a myth but I have just reached the age of sitting on my balls. Not a fan.
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
I'm watching the Brazzers version of Mary Poppins and enjoying it. Volume on and all. 45 minutes.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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