So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
It's Friday afternoon and I'm drunk. This is how I cope.
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
IDK MAYBE BC I WOKE UP IN AN AIRPORT WITH A ONE WAY TICKET TO LONDON
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
she bought my drinks all night, made me breakfast in the morning, and let me use her expensive hair products before i left. best one night stand ever.
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