So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
i was so blacked out at my family party.. my mom gave markers to all my little cousins. i was tagged by 5 year olds.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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