i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Dude its barely eleven am and there is already a firetruck and ambulance at the shamrock...happy st paddys day
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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