I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
we have a love-hate relationship...we love having sex but hate waking up next to eachother
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
I went back up to the apartment to get her phone and when I came back she was peeing on the sidewalk
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Yep. My memoirs will be called "A Slore Worth Mentioning"
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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