i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
I was to tired to jerk him off, so he made me hold it while he thrusted into my hand.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Come home... I’m drinking and playing with knives
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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