New favorite sorority...they made me pancakes in the morning and welcomed back the walk of shame girls with a round of applause
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
He's slept with 25.5 people. Wtf is a half?
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
Come back. Shots need mouths.
I keep finding Kraft singles in his pockets. Honestly, this is the weirdest family I've ever worked for.
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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