Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
Mystery lines found in a Pyrex dish in the back of my pantry at 415 am. No recall as to it's origin. Unidentifiable taste. Obviously I'm doing them
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I can't turn my head to the left, I'm pissing out of my ass, and my finger went through the toilet paper today... I need you.
I walking on her passed out on her bed, clutching a burrito and the walking dead dvd on replay.
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
Randomize
