Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
I'll send you the picture of you double fisting vodka bottles, grinding one guy and making out with another... Every girl wanted to be you.. You make me so proud!
Before I roll over explain to me why you're naked and on my floor.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
YOU BETTER NOT BE SHAVING YOUR LEGS RIGHT NOW IM TRYING TO HELP YOU
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
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