i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
Just woke up to find myself in a random bed with two people next to me having sex. I thought it would be awkward to just suddenly get up so i think I'm gonna lie here and pretend I'm still sleeping.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
MY INSIDES ARE BASICALLY BEING WRUNG BY A CHAINSAW IM NEVER TAKING PLAN B AGAIN
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
Randomize