Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
she told me I give head better than a lesbian. I know it's a great compliment but it kind of threw me off.
All i've done since I got back to my room today is take a three hour nap. Like, I even planned to change my pants and haven't even done that yet.
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
I expect you will be there for a drunken 3way with my husband again this new year.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
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