yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
im sorry, I just can't fuck a guy who can't receive picture messages
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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