Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
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come find me please
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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