I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
He fucking owes me dinner after I gave him head under the deck behind the bar.
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
You bet me 100 dollars that the Raiders would win the super bowl this year. I have it on tape.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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