We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
nothing like Chinese food and masturbating on a Saturday night
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Dude I should have just gone home with the guy with dreads and the cat
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
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