i would punch a child for taco bell
Fuck appropriateness.
We pay for beer, you give birth. It's how the world works.
I just saw a fat chick walking across campus talking to herself and licking her lips. Diet season is scary.
drunk sex in a shower = bad idea broken arm
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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