can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
He slapped my ass and hummed the jello theme song, which was followed by an overly loud "IT'S ALIVE!"
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Did we do anything stupid last night besides hook up with our ex girlfriends?
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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