I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Are you drinking alone?
no, i'm watching house
That doesn't count.
wtf, then i'm always alone
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Hey I know you're not home, but I'm here. Your front door is unlocked and someone took shit on your doormat...
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Just used the pen i got in my signing ceremony to pack down my bowl. coach would be proud
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
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