Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
She kept calling me her DD, which I assumed meant designated driver, so I was confused because I don't even have a car. Found out later it means designated dick. It's what her and her friends use as code for the guy they want to hook up with at the end of the night. I feel so used.
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
We've shared an experience, my friend. I, too, have talked on the phone with a parent while giving a handjob
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I jumped on his cock in 2 seconds flat. Thanks mom for sending me to gymnastics when I was a kid.
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
She said I'm like warm bathroom-sink water. There's nothing necessarily wrong with me, but she doesn't exactly want to "drink me in"
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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