Rub youre cunt and tell me you love me.
Your incorrect use of you're doesn't arouse me in the slightest.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
He went down on me for an hour and a half. He needs to get promoted more often.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
I don't remember that much at all. But I guess I met this guy from New Zealand and his dog, and then I punched someone in the face.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
4 of us. Guys and girls. Were sitting there discussing the passed out half naked Brit girl on the floor. She is no longer the international woman of mystery.
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