I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
