So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
i mean, what better way to remind him of his failures in life than to fuck his roommate/fraternity brother?
ummm im also counting the $14 dollars I gave the old guy to pay for the cab I called for him to take to the hospital last night as part of ur present.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I just got through airport security with 5 grams of weed in my back pocket. Either I deserve a metal or the government is slacking
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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