Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
she kept peeing on everything and yelling it was now her property.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Apparently, the Mormons have taken over airports. I was told by a befuddled looking clerk I couldn't buy a beer with breakfast before 6am.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Come back. Shots need mouths.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I am drunkenly riding a razor scooter up and down the hills of Cincinnati
What in the fuck are you doing with your life
Randomize
