I hate when people uglier than me have girlfriends
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
You'll be the guy with the raft that sells burritos on the river. You'd be legendary.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
How naked do you want me to be?
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize
