The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
Anytime you have a hot, flirty, married woman that wants to ride you like a horse and slap your ass, you've got to do it.
Yeah, but four times?
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
You tried to prove you weren't drunk by loudly singing the romanian national anthem. Why the fuck do you even KNOW the romanian national anthem?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
She just kept feeding people pretzels and sayying "You're such a good goldfish."
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
Randomize
