Words i added to my t9 today: gnomes, facebook, and chlamydia.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
i wish exes would disappear into a world where we never have to deal with them again, and they can just create drama for each other. Then if they wanted to talk to us, they would have to apply to get a "visa" to come back to our world.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
My brother is chasing tequila with vodka. Not sure how it will turn out, but I like his style.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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